Friday, 7 September 2012

abercrombie and fitch...abercrombie...zombie!

so, i've had a busy few weeks. been going to a shit heap of shows, been hanging with a shit heap of friends and doing a shit heap of work. shit heap. true story.

so i went to Me First & the Gimme Gimmes, Good Riddance, Dog Eat Dog, Jaya the cat, The Peacocks, Agnostic Front... shit heap. told ya. 

Also went to the video release of this... which was hilarious. They played it twice, seeing as getting a bunch of people sat down in rows and silent surely justifies more than a few minutes of entertainment. It was hilarious both times.... which means it's twice the hilarity of something just hilarious. Imagine. My mind is blown.

Also went to a talk by Eric Sprague aka The Lizardman. took a nice video, but it apparently wont upload to youtube until about two years after i die. Some such nonsense. 

Here's a pic... from the intermagoogle...

he was a really nice guy, and very green indeed.

In other news, we have a guest artist over from Lucky 7 in Oslo at the minute. 
His name is Jerry.
He has no hair and claims when his head is in the sunshine, it works as a "solar panel for a sex machine". I'm not sure i believe him, but i smiled and nodded anyway.

He did a pretty kickass thrasher monkey on my leg...

Solar panel or not, i like my new tattoo. Not my NEWEST... coz i had that done yesterday. Turns out a multitude of people have noticed how often i say "this is nonsense"... and have all said something along the lines of

"theres a tattoo in that for you"
"you need to get that tattooed"
"u should totally get that on u! that would be hilarious" (not as hilarious as wonk units video of course.)

so i did.

yeah... jerry got one too. That's fucking nonsense. he's known me but a week! 

I suppose i better post some tattoos that i have inflicted and not obtained...

here ya go...

Hanas feet. she sat like a rock... but softer. You know what i mean, it's a simile... don't take anything i say literally. That would be super confusing. Nonsense in fact. You couldn't tattoo a rock. Maybe with a jackhammer... but i don't handle heavy machinery... and i took an anti hystamine this morning. I doubt it would even be legal. 

this is on Kaye the Awesome. (seriously, thats her name.) Like Alexander the Great.
same thing.

why is she awesome? you ask... well, check out the cupcakes she got me...

pretty fucking awesome...

and this necklace...

pretty fucking awesome.... just sayin'. 

Last night Scotty and i went to this...

it's fucking incredible. I implore everyone to 'ave a butchers. you must. 

next week we r going to this...

Amazeballs. I'm sure y'all r now thinking "ooh, maybe i'll go"... it's sold out. 

you snooze u lose.

just sayin'

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